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Xzana ([personal profile] elongatedsmile) wrote2012-09-22 03:47 pm

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[The weather was getting colder, this fact had not been lost on Xzana. It worries her in fact slightly. The time for hibernation would be here sooner than she'd like and the animal population of the forest was no where near good enough to support a dragon who's preparing for it.

So she slinks into town. Deciding to give the free food thing another try. No raw meat is safe from her great hunger. She tries the market first and it doesn't take her long to find the meat section. Only the "skin" on the meat is nothing like she have ever come across before. BLECH! The plastic gets stuck between her teeth and in her throat.

After a bit of coughing and hacking she spits it up.]
THIS MEAT HAS BEEN TAINTED!

[Finding very little else that interests her or she recognizes as being edible (even the bread was covered in taint!) she'll give Seventh Heaven another try. She managed to find food there last time.

Only she still feels the need to fill her stomach. So the bakery is next on her list, while that bread isn't "tainted" a dragon needs more than bread alone. She'll just follow her nose. Trying to find food that isn't guarded by humans and hopefully isn't cooked she can be spotted all around the village.]
concasse: (neutral↠ i don't speak dumbass)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-23 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
... Uh, Miss?

[It's not really hard to notice the young lady just waltzing into his kitchen. Sanji follows right after.]

Can I help you with something?
concasse: (whoops↠ the blood looks good on you!)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-23 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, if it's free food you want, I can serve you back in the dining room~!

[Um, my goodness. Sanji takes a look at that dress and winces slightly, partially out of confusion. His first guess is that she's brand new, but the state of that outfit points to another conclusion]
concasse: (neutral↠ not sure what to make of that)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-23 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Maah, well... That's true.

But the way restaurants work is the chefs make the food, and then bring it out to the customers.

[Huh, has she never been in a place like this before?]
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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-23 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'd really hoped it wouldn't come to this, but there is something in that oven - and it's not for her. >_>

He puts his hand on the oven and closes it right back up. Sorry, but a kitchen is one place he stands pretty damn firm.]


My sincerest apologies, Miss, but that's for another customer. [To his credit, he does sound sorry.] This place is only for chefs, but rest assured I'll bring out whatever type of meat you want!
concasse: (love↠ would you like fries with that?)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-24 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[And Sanji immediately brightens once it seems she's not going to protest. Excellent, he can do this thing for her!]

Right away, Miss-- oh, but what type of fish do you want? [He scoots back over to the fridge, poking his head in] We've got salmon, tilapia, trout, sardine, catfish... Just name it and it will be yours~!
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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-24 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[In that case, good luck with those booby traps designed to bring down shounen heroes, Xzana. 8Db

He pulls out the fillets in the order she demands them in, first the salmon and then the tilapia. They're placed on the counter with the intent to cook them, but ha, what does Sanji know?]


Well, I might have some Seaking meat in here... they're not technically fish, but they are pretty damn big. [Of course, they're not housed in the refrigerator, either. Sanji just as the fillets]
concasse: (stare↠ I need a cure for love)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-24 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[... O... kay then! Don't mind Sanji staring at you, girl. Except by now it's kinda obvious you are not just a "girl" in the most literal of senses.]
concasse: (sheepish↠ only meant to poison the boys)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-25 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...

So I'm guessing you take your food shitty raw.
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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-25 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because our bodies can't process raw meat. We'll get sick if we don't kill off the bacteria in it first.
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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-26 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh... think tiny, invisible bugs. Only a lot more dangerous if you're not careful with them. [He rubs his chin, muttering to himself]

Then again, there are plenty of dishes with raw meat in them... it just depends on the type and how fresh they are. But our stomachs aren't as strong as yours is.
concasse: (ping↠ excellent observation watson)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-26 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Aa - it's that right there. [Holding open the fridge door, he points out a large... tentacle.

Yep. It's seaking meat to be sure, diverse though that species is, and this one apparently had quite a few limbs on it]
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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-26 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Not exactly. [Her exclamation sends a smile on his face] But it's a type of creature that lives in the ocean back on my world! Seakings are considered delicacies.

[No surprise, when running into one usually means certain doom]
concasse: (smile↠ dis is some good shit)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-26 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[That tentacle is definitely dead, and is merely squishy.]

Delicacies! [He repeats the word and lets her poke] Just a fancy word meaning people like it. [Well, that's simplifying the issue, but Sanji figures this lady wouldn't care all that much about definitions]

Wanna try it? I could cut you off a piece, if you like~!

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